{"id":1377,"date":"2009-09-23T10:59:32","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T08:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2011-09-03T14:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-03T12:00:06","slug":"la-complainte-du-pc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"La complainte du PC"},"content":{"rendered":"<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1380\" title=\"Al\u00e9as\" src=\"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Al\u00e9as1.jpg\" alt=\"Al\u00e9as\" width=\"219\" height=\"168\" \/><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">La complainte du pc<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Aujourd\u2019hui mon pc chauffe<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mon clavier fait des fautes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mon \u00e9cran clignote<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Et la souris tremblote<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Internet fait des siennes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Et joue l\u2019Arl\u00e9sienne<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">M\u00eame le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u00a0Devient aphone<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">C\u2019est une gr\u00e8ve virtuelle<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Qui sabote mon r\u00e9el<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Il me reste le crayon<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Pour coucher avec passion<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Quelques mots sur papier<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mais zut, la mine est cass\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Je trouve un stylo de fortune<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Sans encre\u00a0! Par rancune<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">De l\u2019avoir d\u00e9laiss\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Il me nargue de sa pointe s\u00e9ch\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Que faire\u00a0! Enfouir mes vers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Et prendre le vert?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Laisser tomber le verbe<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Et me rouler sur l\u2019herbe\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Oublier mes mots<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Et courir dans les flots\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">M\u00e9moriser mes lettres<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">En faisant de la bicyclette\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Oublier mon alphabet<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: andale mono,times;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Au creux de bras douillets\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 La complainte du pc \u00a0 \u00a0 Aujourd\u2019hui mon pc chauffe Mon clavier fait des fautes Mon \u00e9cran clignote Et la souris tremblote Internet fait des siennes Et joue l\u2019Arl\u00e9sienne M\u00eame le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone \u00a0Devient aphone C\u2019est une gr\u00e8ve virtuelle Qui sabote mon r\u00e9el Il me reste le crayon Pour coucher avec passion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1385,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions\/1385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poesianne.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}